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Aswari raised her eyebrows as Reno crept about with a racket shaped object in his hands. She watched for several minutes then said, “Reno?”
“Shhh!”
“Reno?”
“Shhh!”
“Re-”
“Shhh!”
Aswari looked at him bemused for several minutes. Hearing buzzing above her, she tried batting the fly away from her. As she did so, she spoke again.
“Reno, what are-ARRRGGGHHH! RENO!”
He looked at her sheepishly. He accidentally zapped her with the electric fly swatter.
“Reno, you have 10 seconds to tell me what the hell you are doing with the fly swatter.”
“Trying to swat the fly,” he answered quickly and childishly.
Aswari pouted at him to make sure he knew she was annoyed with him.
He looked at her then carried on his hunt for the fly. He heard her tut and saw her shake her head in the corner of his eye. His hunt continued then he saw it on the floor in the middle of the living area. He flung himself over the sofa with a yell.
Aswari squealed then looked at the back of his red head as he watched the fly get the better of him.
“Reno!”
“What?!” He looked at her and realised he had electrocuted her again. “Sorry baby!”
In the end, the fly got the better of him and he ended up getting a slap from Aswari after he had electrocuted her for the hundredth time.
A.N.: Based on myself killing a load of flies today at my grandparents` house. Before anyone asks, no, I didn’t catch my grandparents with the fly swatter and no, the fly didn’t outsmart me! I`m smarter than Reno! (I killed three! Ooh! That sounds so evil! 0_o But I’m not!)
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